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Happy C4LL13 Day!

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Two Rockin' Ghosts Epilogue

Epilogue A few months later, Danny Fenton was in his house.  He recently moved out on his own.  He was starting college in a few weeks.  He was expecting guests today.  The doorbell rang.  He answered to Chip and a four-months pregnant Ember.  Ember eased herself into the house, and onto the couch. "Welcome," said Danny, "When's the baby due?" "Five months," said Ember, then seemed to jump, "the baby kicked."  Chip put his hand on her stomach and felt the baby kick too.  Skulker was defeated, and the DGA collapsed.  Things were going very well here.  The baby was going to be a girl, they were going to name her Breezy, because the night Emb

Two Rockin' Ghosts

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Rayman Legends Xbox One Review

Hello Fellow Gamers, Now when a sequel to an awesome game is released, the results can be iffy.  Sometimes the sequel is on par with its predecessor, others it can’t compete.  But every once in awhile, you get a sequel to a good game that actually outshines its predecessor.  Such is the case with Rayman Legends, a sequel to Rayman Origins. Don’t get me wrong, Origins is NOT a bad game, far from it.  When I sit down to play either game, little in this world makes me want to stop.  Heck, if I were to give these games grades, both would get an A, but Legends would get a higher A.  Like the first game, Legends has simple controls.  

Game Reviews

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Two Rockin' Ghosts 2

Two Rockin' Ghosts 2.  The Revenge of the DGA. This story takes place sixteen years after Two Rockin' Ghosts.  Breezy is a teenager, and rebelling against her parents: Chip and Ember.  They are afraid they will have to send her to the Juvenile Correction Facility if she doesn't get her act together.  Just when it seems that is the only choice, the DGA pays them a little visit, and kidnaps Breezy.  Chip and Ember must travel to new places like Bikini Bottom, Retroville, and Tremorton to save her.  But didn't Chip and Ember send them to hell?  How did they get back?  Who is leading them? Moreover, why do Chip and Ember feel that they are bein

Two Rockin Ghosts 2

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Halloween 2016: Superman

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Indiana Jones and The Scepter of Saints

So sorry this is so late babe. This is a late birthday present for my girlfriend, Masterof4elements. I hope this makes up for it, and feel free to hit me if we ever meet in public. Indiana Jones, Marion, and all related characters belong to Lucasfilm. Marion stood in this small but pristine art gallery in Constantinople. She and her date, one Indiana Jones, had agreed to meet here and discuss what to do for dinner. Said date was off elsewhere, taking care of “University obligations” as he had phrased it. But Marion knew there was about a fifty fifty shot at that being the real story. It wasn’t that Indiana Jones was really a liar, so much that he liked to surprise her. It might not have been true, but he wasn’t trying to totally deceive her. Her thoughts were interrupted, however, when a pair of harshly calloused hands grabbed the back of her shoulders and spun her around. She was now face to face with a man about as tall as she was. His dark skinned face was matted with

Art Trades, Gifts, And Point Comissions

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Jinx's Change Of Heart Chapter One

Jinx's Lament The Day was normal, as Robin and the other Titans were stopping a set of bank robbers.  Beast Boy had turned into a snail to eavesdrop on the robbers, but one of them tossed him far off, but he got what he needed.  When he landed, he saw something which made him turn back to normal and scream.  The Bank robbers were dealt with, and the rest of the team came to see what the matter was.  A girl was lying on the bloodied grass.  She had pink hair, and black and purple clothes.  Robin turned her over. They were staring into the bloodied, bruised face of Jinx!  Her breathing was labored, and it seemed as any breath could be her la

Jinx's Change of Heart

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Tempest and Xeno Vs The War Of The Worlds

This is both the art trade and the contest entry for RT912’s contest.  He asked me to write a story about his characters Xeno and Tempest.  His contest is about putting his characters in War of the Worlds.  So, after some debating, I decided to put them in a new situation, and give something of my own into it. Xeno and Tempest belong to RT912. War of the Worlds belongs to H.G. Wells. They ran.  Hard.  Fast.  Breathlessly.  But they knew they couldn’t run forever.  For their pursuers were unrelenting.  Chasing hard and fast.   And they had something to give them an edge: walking tanks.  They were just barely able to dodge any la

Contest Entrants

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Rouge's Precious Baby Chapter Seven

The Fate of Bucky Rouge had been called into a room by a team of doctors, nurses, and surgeons. She stood before them, unable to stop crying. Her Chao was sure to die. "Ms. Rouge," said the Chief of Medicine, "Your Chao can live, if and only if we do surgery." "Do the surgery," said Rouge, "The cost is quite heavy." Said the Man, "$25,000." "I will find a way to pay it," said Rouge. "Very good," said the lead surgeon, "we'll start in two minutes. Bucky is awake if you wish to talk to him." Rouge walked into the room. Bucky had stitches along his back. The bullet had been removed from his body, however, his blood would need to be sterili

Rouge's Precious Baby

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The Disastrous Date

The Disastrous Date Alex tries to treat Gretchen to a nice date, including a trip to the famous Malt Mecha Ice Creamery, a movie, and the boardwalk.  The date would turn out perfect…IF Alex didn’t have to keep ditching Gretchen to fight crime.  But this ends up putting Gretchen in harm’s way, as much as Alex wanted to prevent it.  What happens?  Will she be okay?  Will they ever have a nice date?  Read to find out.  Based on a picture by SimanetteFan.  In this story, they are in their teens. Alex Belongs to me. Gretchen and all related characters belong to Disney. It was about noon on Saturday when she arrived.  Gretche

Alex Stories

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The Diamond City Superhero Chapter Nine

Guys, I am so sorry this story is taking so long to be updated. I can’t believe it’s been over two years since I started and I don’t know how close we are to finishing. Maybe we’re halfway done, maybe we’re not. But I will make a point to have this story done before 2022 is over. Thanks for hanging in there with me. I wanted to have this done before WarioWare Get It Together came out, but...well you can see how that went. Anyway, here we go. Chapter Nine. Battle of the Superhumans. Danny stood before his foe, prepared for the fight. In his own mind, they both had their own advantages. Danny was nimbler and sprier, the palooka was older and tougher. Maybe they would balance out. But his thoughts were breached by the sight of his foe quickly closing the gap between them, planting his fist into Danny’s stomach. The air was forced out of his lungs, but the palooka was only getting started. He followed up with an uppercut that sent Danny into the air. Danny tried to catch

The Diamond City Superhero

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Alvin and the Chipmunks Videogame Purgitory

Before I begin, just let me say that this is my first multi-chapter AATC story.  Not just me though, BoredStupid100 is the co-writer.  She has never published her written work, so please be gentle to her.  That being said, let's get this show on the road. Chapter one, The Purgatory Begins It was Alvin's birthday.  He was very excited about it, too.  Among the many gifts he got, the most important (for the plot of the story, anyway), was a game called "The Dark Tower."  In the game, an evil wizard took over the town, and the player had to create a character to battle the Wizard and all of his many grunts and allies.  The game wasn't super V

Alvin and the Chipmunks Videogame Purgitory

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Go Go Kiddy Rangers Part One

Go Go Kiddy Rangers: A Codename Kids Next Door Operation VIDEOGAME walkthrough. Section 1: Information This is my walkthrough for the Codename Kids Next Door Operation VIDEOGAME...uh,..video game.  For the record, Kids Next Door will be referred to hereafter as KND.  This guide assumes you are playing on an PS2/PS2 emulator (This game is not compatible with PS3 or PS4). So before we get onto the gameplay, here’s a list of things you need to know to be successful at the game. Controls: There are five playable characters and they all control differently.  I will explain each operative’s moveset.  In the order they are playable.

Game Walkthroughs

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App Attack: Carnivores: Dinosaur Hunter

App Attack: Carnivores: Dinosaur Hunter. Hello Fellow App Holes. Who remembers Carnivores: Dinosaur Hunter, the unique PC game with huge maps, lethal dinosaurs, and six different weapons?  Since the game is hard to find these days, and doesn't work on newer computers, some people can't play it.  But if those people have an iTouch, they can get the app.  It's the same game, now in the palm of your hand. This game is one of the few shooting games where you must think before you shoot.  If you are too close to a killer dinosaur, and you fire a loud gun, unless you can kill the dinosaur fast, you're his

App Attack

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Taking Chances Epilogue

Epilogue Chance sat in his hospital bed, and wondered something.  Now that he had nearly died to save Violet, and was currently laying in a hospital bed to show for it, would Mr. Incredible be more accepting of him?  He thought of all the time he had spent in his cars, which were both now destroyed, and wondered what would he do if the destruction of both cars had been all for not.  His right hand had been broken, his left wrist fractured, and his left knee broken as well.  The rest of the injuries included lacerations, torn ligaments, and even a snapped tendon or two. When out of left field, a nurse came to the room. "Chance," she said, "

Taking Chances

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SASASR Non Character Bios

Sonic and Sega All Stars Racing Non Character Ideas, I have to say that Sonic and Sega All Stars Racing is hella fun, and I wanted to make some bios for characters that didn't show up in the game that I think should have.  If you have any requests for one, let me know, but they have to be Sega characters.  I may ask you to provide info.  I can even use OCs, as long as they are for a Sega fandom.  These characters TheBandParry's OCs, Ted, Holly, Matt, and Sadie. Ted: Vehicle: Motorcycle. Vehicle Stats: Good Speed, poor acceleration, decent Handling, and Great Turbo Boost. All Star Move: When Ted Obtains the All star power, he uses his Anc

SASASR Non Character Ideas

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Sewer Stories Two: Roddy and Rita Vs. Moboss

2. Roddy and Rita versus Moboss Note: Roddy and Rita used the weapons they had in the game here. After over a week of constant pressing, Rita had finally convinced Roddy to let her teach him to fight.  Rita knew that even though the Toad's plan had been put on ice, there were still hostile beings that would have it in for them.  Rita obviously had not been born knowing how to fight and pull off stunts; she had been trained by her father.  The strict training regimen her father used was going to be used with Roddy.  This consisted of getting up before the sun to an ever increasing number of pushups, sit ups, crunches, curls, and many more e

Sewer Stories

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Movie Review: Pete's Dragon

Movie Reviews: Pete's Dragon Well, now I have taken to reviewing movies, on top of games and apps. First review goes to Pete's Dragon. This is a movie about a little boy named Pete, who has been taken in and abused by a bumpkin family called the Gogans.  They abuse him day in and day out, and his only friend is an Invisible dragon named Elliot. AS the movie opens, Pete has escaped from the Gogans, and they appear.  They sing a song, and in which, we learn what Pete goes through day in and day out, as well as lying to make him come out.  After the song, the Gogans flee.  We learn that Elliot came to Pete.  After another song, the pair find

Movie Reviews

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Fire and Ice Prologue

My newest Mortal Kombat Story, about a new character named Ignis.  Ignis has the power of fire.  That being said, I will start.  Ignis and the villian of the story belong to me.  All else in the story belongs to Midway. Prologue. The figure dressed in black as sin robes strode around his throne room.  His ivory hair running down to his shoulders.  His solid grey eyes were as lifeless as stone, and yet, he was just as alive as a healthy human.  He seethed in anger every hour of every day.  This figure had plans that would make the plans of Shao Kahn look like chi

Fire and Ice

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The Mythical Misfits: Some Bios

The Mythical Misfits Since everyone and their mother has done their own thing with Greek Mythology, I thought I would do my own.  You have numerous Greek Mythology Icons, Zeus, Medusa, Poseidon, Hermes, just to mention a few, as Teens, who go through everyday teen hood shit, but with mythical twists.  Acne that shoots fire when popped for example.  Here are few bios. Myrtledusa (Medusa)   Age: thirteen Likes: Good books, her sunglasses, people who are willing to overlook her snakes. Dislikes: Mean people, bad hair days, and when people point out flaws. Strengths: Smart, loyal to friends, and prett

The Mythical Misfits

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And Her Name Was Elsa Chapter Three

Chapter Three Teachers, Classes...And Elsa. Mr. Rzykruski stood before the class, “Welcome to the next rung on the school ladder,” he said, “The system this school uses is far different than the puny elementary school.  You see, you stay here, but other teachers alternate.  Few times will you have to leave the classroom.  Lunch is at twelve o’clock noon.  For those who signed up for PE, the Gym is open after lunch.”  He continued to explain the schedule, and sometimes Victor would look at Elsa, and turn back to the teacher when he thought she was turning to look.  Sadly, this caught the attention of the teache

And Her Name Was Elsa

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New Mom Prologue

Prologue I lose my mom (June 6th, 2:10 PM) I was sitting in my house, playing video games. It was a day like any other day, and those days had a glorious absence of excitement. I was so bored, even as the enemies died at the hands of my character, being controlled by a piece of plastic in my hands. When suddenly, Mom was stumbling to the front door. One hand was wrapped around her stomach; the other was over Dad's shoulders. "Be back in a bit, Maxi," Dad's voice was full of concern, so I knew something was up. I was going to ask but Dad shut the door behind them, so it was too late to ask what was going on. I picked up the phone and diale

New Mom

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To Love An Android Chapter Six

Author's Notes: Holy crap guys, has it really been this long since I gave a chapter? Crap, I'm sorry. That's not acceptable. Well, I hope you guys, Yokomi included, can forgive my forgetful self. Disclaimer: WE OWN NOTHING!!! Chapter Six "It'll be easy," Cell sneered, "Just like breaking a toothpick in half," He extended his hand while pointing out his index finger, figuring just a simple, little blast to the head should tie up this short, bald, plan ruining loose end. He attempted to channel his energy to his finger and manifest it as a blast, but nothing came. "What the?" He wondered out loud and narrowed his eyes, figuring Krillin coul

The New Monster In Town

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Taking Chances 2: Revenge of the Underminer

Five years after Taking Chances ended, the Underminer is back.  He once again plans to wipeout mankind.  This time, Chance and Violet stand between him and his goal.  They are the last line of defense.  Can they thwart his plan, or will the topside be made like the bottom? Chapter One The dinner. Chance Avon Racer drove his car down the road.  He had big plans for tonight, and he couldn’t wait to put them underway.  In his mind, fantasies of her saying yes played over and over again.  He really hoped those fantasies would become reality.  Finally, he pulled into the parking lot of a place called “Luigi’s Italian Stallion.

Taking Chances 2

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