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What a Civil Quack: A Donald Duck Skit

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What a Civil Quack: A Donald Duck Skit idea.

I was playing Donald Duck Going Quackers, when this idea came into my head.  Thank to Club-Kids for helping me plan it.


*After the opening sequence, we see Daisy and Donald walk up to a building with Civil Carl's Chivalry Lessons*

Donald: Awww, c'mon Daisy, don't make me do this.

Daisy: Be quiet Donald.  Since you won't be a gentleduck yourself, it's time you had help.  *She drags him in the door*

*They are approached by a man in a in a suit, complete with coattails.*

Man: Hello, sir and madam, and welcome to Civil Carl's Chivalrous lessons.  Would this be Donald?

Daisy: Yes, please make a gentleman out of him.

Man: Yes ma'am.  Right this way, Mr. Duck.  *He leaves, and Donald reluctantly follows suit*

*Daisy leaves*

*The scene jumps to Daisy's house.  She is reading a book, when her phone rings.  She answers*

Daisy: Hello?

Man: Madam, we have finished with Donald.  He is ready to be picked up.

Daisy: On my way.  Thank you.  *She hangs up and leaves*

*The scene jumps back to the Civil Carl's.*

Daisy: *Walks in* Donald, are you ready to… *She stares wide eyed at something off screen.

*Donald is standing in a Tuxedo (But no pants or shoes as normal) with a cane, a monocle, and a top hat*

Donald: Hello, dearest Daisy.  *He kisses her hand*

Carl: That will be seventy five dollars.  *Daisy reaches for her purse, but Donald holds up his hand and says Allow me*

Donald: *Pays, and then leaves with Daisy*

*The scene then jumps to Minnie Mouse, who is reading a book, when her phone rings*

Minnie: *Answers* Minnie Mouse Speaking.

Daisy: Minnie, there's something you just HAVE to see.  What see we talk it over at the Diner tonight.  See if Mickey can come.

Minnie: Okay Daisy.  Goodbye.  *She hangs up and calls Mickey*

Mickey: Hello?

Minnie: Mickey, Daisy just called me.  She told me there is something we just have to see.  We're going to the diner tonight.

Mickey: I bet she's gonna show us Donald being, quote, unquote, Chivalrous.

Minnie: *chuckles* I'll believe THAT when I see it.

*The scene jumps to the Diner.  Mickey and Minnie have taken their seats, and are waiting for Daisy and Donald.  Out of left field, Donald and Daisy come it, turning heads.  Mickey and Minnie can't believe what they are seeing, and pinch themselves to make sure they aren't dreaming.*

Donald: *Shakes Mickey's hand and Kisses Minnie's* Hello, kind Sir and Madam.

*the meal goes well, until the Beagle boys burst in*

First one: This is a stick up.  Everyone hand over your wallets and no one gets hurt.

Donald: *Approaches them* Kind sirs, I am sure there is a way to avoid this.

Beagle Boy: ARE YOU TELLIN' ME WHAT TO DO? *Throws Donald through the wall, as the patrons gasp*

Donald: *Jumps through wall, back in normal attire* LET'S GO!

*We focus on Daisy, Mickey, and Minnie, as the camera shakes due to the fighting.  The camera briefly focuses on Donald, who punches a Beagle boy in the face.  We hear police sirens.*

Donald: *is in handcuffs and being escorted by police along with Beagle Boys*

A voice of camera: Hold it.  I'm the manager of this diner, and I demand that you let that duck go.  He saved us from those fowl criminals.  *The patrons all jump in, chanting "Let the Duck go"*

*The police uncuff Donald, and cart the Beagle boys away*

Donald: You know what?  This chivalry stuff is for the birds."

Manager: Sir?  *his hand comes on screen, and gives Donald Duck a bill* Here is your bill…For the damages to my Restaurant.

Donald: WHAT?! *he goes into one of his usual temper tantrums.

Daisy: *Looks at screen.  One liner to end skit* That's my duck.
An Idea that came to me while Playing "Donald Duck, Goin' Quackers." Daisy makes Donald take lessons on Chivilry, and he becomes a gentleduck. But what happens when the Beagle Boys interrupt a nice dinner at the Diner?

Thanks to :iconclub-kids: for helping me write the story.
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Imagi77's avatar
LOL! This was cool! Just like how the true cartoons were! Good job!